Hate and Eggs

dirkjake: does anyone else remember the episode of invader zim called “dark harvest” where zim’s...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:07:14 -0500

does anyone else remember the episode of invader zim called “dark harvest” where zim’s worried that the nurse will find out he’s not human so he steals other childrens’ organs by sucking them out and consuming them

at one point he actually vomits out someone’s intestines and then slurps them back in

i was 7 when i watched this

nadirpoint: ekiaku: georgetakei: The King of...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:53:42 -0500

nadirpoint:

ekiaku:

georgetakei:

The King of Videobombs.

….yes.

five minutes later i’m still laughing at this

Oh that is well-played.

anxietyblogger: gay-men: Guy holding Martini while walking his...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:02:37 -0500

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

It’s like a window to the future.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it"

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:58:32 -0500

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it”

- XKCD

rabbitteen: me too

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:27:24 -0500

rabbitteen:

me too

everybody-loves-to-eat: - Unfair.

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:21:55 -0500

everybody-loves-to-eat:

-

Unfair.

slashpalooza: thefunniestpost: gimme-souls: lickypickystickyme...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:38:00 -0500

slashpalooza:

thefunniestpost:

gimme-souls:

lickypickystickyme:

The Levitating Wireless Computer Mouse “The Bat” by Kibardin Design.
A set that consists of a base - mouse pad and floating mouse with magnet ring .

One of the goals of this product is to prevent and treat Carpal tunnel syndrome.

The Bat, eh?

reblog 30% for the amazing device and 70% for the Batman gif

sandandglass: Wayne Allyn Root - seriously, look his face in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:33:06 -0500

sandandglass:

Wayne Allyn Root - seriously, look his face in the last gif.

Wait. Holy shit. How do you say these things to peoples’ faces?

WHY

yumegawa: you don’t say…!

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:54:12 -0500

yumegawa:

you don’t say…!

"But ask yourself: Why is there that knee-jerk rejection of any effort to “overthink” pop culture?..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:10:13 -0500

“

But ask yourself: Why is there that knee-jerk rejection of any effort to “overthink” pop culture? Why would you ever be afraid that looking too hard at something will ruin it? If the government built a huge, mysterious device in the middle of your town and immediately surrounded it with a fence that said, “NOTHING TO SEE HERE!” I’m pretty damned sure you wouldn’t rest until you knew what the hell that was — the fact that they don’t want you to know means it can’t be good.

Well, when any idea in your brain defends itself with “Just relax! Don’t look too close!” you should immediately be just as suspicious. It usually means something ugly is hiding there.

”

- - David Wong

This quote is in an article about superhero movies, but it applies to so many things.

(via thecharles)

screenshotsofdespair: dcrainmaker

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:18:07 -0500

screenshotsofdespair:

dcrainmaker

Would I consider making a donation? BC High, I can’t even pay the school I’m currently...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:01:09 -0500

Would I consider making a donation?

BC High, I can’t even pay the school I’m currently enrolled at. Why would I start handing money to past schools?

I feel like it would make sense to hold off on these emails for at least….5 years or so. Then maybe two of us will have paid off our student loans and gotten a job.

Maybe.

whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity: gifthorsedentistry: The 18...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:06:38 -0500

whiskeysmyxtracurricularactivity:

gifthorsedentistry:

The 18 Best Running Gags in Arrested Development

If you don’t watch this, you’ve made a huge mistake.

Bryan makes things about TV sometimes and here’s one.

Yes. Good.

nadirpoint: i wrote “hello, world” in python and now i feel a bit better. It’s the best

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:53:23 -0500

nadirpoint:

i wrote “hello, world” in python and now i feel a bit better.

It’s the *best*

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:51:15 -0500

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:49:53 -0500

devonbanks: this is still my favorite tweet of all time

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:49:42 -0500

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:44:40 -0500

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:39:00 -0500

gayandroids: feministpixie: It’s real and it’s hilarious “I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:47:28 -0500

gayandroids:

feministpixie:

It’s real and it’s hilarious

“I also call it suitor abuse, in that such a woman tends to manipulate men for fun and profit by encouraging them to pursue her, then pretend she hadn’t a clue they were interested in her and shoo them away. It’s setting people up for failure, creating strong motivations and dismantling them for a perverse sense of power. Women who do this are monsters, plain and simple, and deserve to be treated accordingly. They know very well what they’re doing, and only shout the “you’re only nice to get sex” tirades to create a smokescreen while inflicting further abuse. What they don’t count on is that the men’s movement will eventually be able to, and indeed must eventually, ensure that either laws or community standards (or both) are enforced against them.”

*vomiting*